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Thread: 1-2 Punch Season 25: CYPHER

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    1-2 Punch Season 25: CYPHER

    Throw some blows in here

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    Re: 1-2 PUNCH WEEK 1 CYPHER

    what do you get with a headstone and halloween
    the past.. and candy still scaring coloured teens
    curious más curioso y más curioso

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    Re: 1-2 PUNCH WEEK 1 CYPHER

    @Candy


    You’re my bro but a fagit, one shot n I’m wreckin this dude
    won’t wanna c me w the flame behind em like after eatin Mexican food

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    Re: 1-2 PUNCH WEEK 1 CYPHER

    @Zunto

    this boy i love but his hole is like a begging well
    he gives me headache hell like a nagging wife giving welts
    curious más curioso y más curioso

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    Re: 1-2 PUNCH WEEK 1 CYPHER

    ^Straight outta Australia expecting gals to see to his balls
    But if he’s a disciples boyfriend then I’m guessing Peter or Paul’s

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    Re: 1-2 PUNCH WEEK 1 CYPHER

    Quote Originally Posted by Cody Nash View Post
    ^Straight outta Australia expecting gals to see to his balls
    But if he’s a disciples boyfriend then I’m guessing Peter or Paul’s
    at least hes been to australia.. ive made the trip and i earned the damn sunburn
    closest youll get to said country is a permanent dirt nap when i bury you down under

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    Re: 1-2 PUNCH WEEK 1 CYPHER

    he's right...maybe I'll take my girl there sometime, but tell HIM to treat a girl? and dude MIGHT quiver
    I'll take her out and get my eats fresh off the boat, like I threw you overboard after our moonlight dinner

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    Re: 1-2 PUNCH WEEK 1 CYPHER

    Quote Originally Posted by Cody Nash View Post
    he's right...maybe I'll take my girl there sometime, but tell HIM to treat a girl? and dude MIGHT quiver
    I'll take her out and get my eats fresh off the boat, like I threw you overboard after our moonlight dinner
    Any bitch on a boat w/ you? Would pull the plug & try to swim the sea
    A single breaststroke? And she'll do that fast enough to make the olympic team
    You should quiver, cuz I got the kind of pull that can have you in peril, guy
    This body's by bowflex...which it'll do when I let the arrow fly

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    Re: 1-2 PUNCH SEASON 20: CYPHER

    You ain’t the captain of this game, my Uppercuts make you crash upwards
    I wouldn’t even say phal can punch if this were a game of smash brothers
    How you shoot arrows? You like a fryin pan without the spray on it…
    If he toss heads; it’s from his knees…like the lady on the Land O Lakes butter

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    Re: 1-2 PUNCH WEEK 1 CYPHER

    Quote Originally Posted by Candy View Post
    @Zunto

    this boy i love but his hole is like a begging well
    he gives me headache hell like a nagging wife giving welts
    "This boy I love but his hole".. *pause* shouldn't be so frank
    but thankfully he got Caught n' Candy can't deny there's sugar in his tank
    fuck this queer, shoot him til his feet in the air
    watch Candyland in a box once i put the piece to this square

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    Re: 1-2 PUNCH SEASON 20: CYPHER

    you're back in the soapbox with your margin-left, why are you so garbage pleth?
    you claim to have the hardest text but it's softer than drug addicts that overdosed on Darvocet
    You're probably an anti-vaxxer but that's not why you should get the lethal injection.
    This dumbass will unfortunately survive covid, then die from a fucking measle infection.

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    Re: 1-2 PUNCH SEASON 20: CYPHER

    You faggots should start a podcast with all this open delirium..the showboating is serious
    Such a plethora of strange…we seein more man on man here than the Joe Rogan experience

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    Re: 1-2 PUNCH SEASON 20: CYPHER

    Your bitch said you're full of blanks alec, that kid crying cuz he's an impotent stooge.
    You must be a fan of repetition, cuz you keep getting bodied, like u're stuck in an infinite loop.
    If I had a podcast you wouldn't be considered as first guest, you're banned from the stranger hour.
    You would be the first caller though, asking me advice on how not to be a major coward.

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    Re: 1-2 PUNCH SEASON 20: CYPHER

    This wrestling fan runnin RB, but you ain’t Vince McMahon or nothin player
    Site so dead, makes my eyes roll back…put this boss in a casket like the undertaker
    And those audios? Trash…even a cryptic mix couldn’t fix ya fuckin flows…
    You rap your shit out loud like a kindergartner sounding out letters he doesn’t know

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    Re: 1-2 PUNCH SEASON 20: CYPHER

    Congrats on losing weight, you improved your health until you starved, that's so ballistic.
    You dropped the soda and picked up a dumb bell, just to train for the ass hole Olympics.
    You're at a standstill, I'm the undertaker in black attire, taking shots when your stance is idle.
    You're the undertaker in denim jeans, helping his bratty daughter practice for her dance recitle.

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