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Thread: !-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

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    Re: !-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by All Seeing Eye View Post
    He only can smile with a completely packed anus, which itself is a quagmire due to the looseness.

    It's like putting tic tacs inside of a ski mask and wondering why all the tic tacs fall out when you shake the hat while the open part faces downward.

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    Also, he checks in to 1-2 punch battles which is more of evidence of his anuses looseness than the actual looseness of his anus.
    i never have understood checking into 1-2 punch battles myself but u make a strong point
    grab the blade, or do I bomb him first? I’m committing homi’s, WORSE:
    if he’s on his way to work? I’m shooting ativan.. his death will REALLY calm my nerves

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    Re: !-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by Blas View Post
    what last made you smile big Z
    Tbh.. a completely packed anus, which itself is a quagmire due to the looseness.

    It's like putting tic tacs inside of a ski mask and wondering why all the tic tacs fall out when you shake the hat while the open part faces downward.

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    Also, i check in to 1-2 punch battles which is more of evidence of his anuses looseness than the actual looseness of his anus.

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    I would have got Zunto too but he wouldn’t have even cared lmfao plus I ended his career anyway
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    Re: !-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by Zunto View Post
    Pardon?

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    Fuck u want me to say

    Oh yeah great job fagit Lars I always knew you had it in u to use your loser faggity doxing skills to tactfully find someone’s Reddit name which is literally the same exact name as the RB name but yeah haha super good detective work. Wonder how someone could accomplish that.


    How bout stfu Blas
    lmao you’ve a face like a male-to-female post op pussy

    keep my name outta your mouths mouth faggot

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    Re: !-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Don't mind @Zunto , he has been severely damaged this week. He needs hugs and drugs.
    What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
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    Enjoy the rest of your day.

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    Re: !-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Mynd View Post
    lmao you’ve a face like a male-to-female post op pussy

    keep my name outta your mouths mouth faggot
    I mean he's not wrong tho lmao
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    Re: !-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by Wordz AhGod. View Post
    I mean he's not wrong tho lmao
    Oh no no no on the contrary it is a very correct metaphor because his mouth is dick and it's been formed through trial and time to take dick.

    It was sneaky good wordplay, Moans.
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    Re: !-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    ya'll really be using LLL season champ battle time to drop fucking 2 lines.
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    Re: !-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    B an AR on Mynd was heat @R A O

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    Re: !-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by Wordz AhGod. View Post
    ya'll really be using LLL season champ battle time to drop fucking 2 lines.
    my thoughts precisely
    grab the blade, or do I bomb him first? I’m committing homi’s, WORSE:
    if he’s on his way to work? I’m shooting ativan.. his death will REALLY calm my nerves

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    Re: !-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Thanks, if I study hard enough I might win a battle eventually lol

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    Re: !-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    I think @Slayerr and @Zunto have been engaged in acts of sexual congress amongst each other.

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    If you can't understand my prior sentence, your lack of vocabulary is alarming.
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    Re: !-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Mynd View Post
    B an AR on Mynd was heat @R A O
    Quit throating the man, he ain't gonna fuck you.. or maybe he will. I don't know him like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by All Seeing Eye View Post
    I think @Slayerr and @Zunto have been engaged in acts of sexual congress amongst each other.

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    If you can't understand my prior sentence, your lack of vocabulary is alarming.
    I understood it champ.
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    Re: !-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by Wordz AhGod. View Post
    Quit throating the man, he ain't gonna fuck you.. or maybe he will. I don't know him like that.

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    I understood it champ.
    I eye this with suspicion as I believe you just interjected with this as a cover like the MmmBop kid from elementary school who hid his love of Hanson's hit song "MmmBop" until you were safely behind multiple sets of closed doors where you would in fact go against that which you said in public ("Oh I hate Hanson, they're total dorks and way lame-o for twerps") and would in fact begin to twirl and dance to none other than "MmmBop" and other hit songs being played on your Walkman*.

    Are you secretly listening to "Mmmbop"?


    *- In this scenario, you would happen to have a Hanson tape in your Walkman. As a writer, one must assume the reader is prone to missing bits of information and thus may attempt to manually bridge ideas which could derail the intended premise.
    Last edited by All Seeing Eye; Today at 11:18 AM
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    Re: !-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by Bag Mandela View Post
    @Nohbody @Spree please could Blas be added as a mod for FL & 1-2? Salute
    You shoy?

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    Re: !-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    You massage men for tips but not financial compensation beyond basic cash payments.
    You receive this sort of transaction often with guys porks; "piggy bank" is another name for your ass and anus.
    What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
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