bereft vs. Bag Mandela

[bereft]

Deadline: 8 p.m. ET Sunday, Aug. 17

Length: 12 lines minimum, 16 maximum

Voting: First to seven votes wins, or whoever has the most votes by 8 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 31.

[bereft]

You’d think Franzia pays me for pimping its box wine

The way I slap Bag more than binge-drinking housewives

This lame duck wrote his verse, but then got a dark feeling

That Kamala’s new book isn't the only thing voters aren’t reading

I checked the flight logs. I’ve gone to great lengths and extreme miles

But finding his talent has been harder than uncovering the Epstein files

You can leave the country, but I’ll catch you. And do it swiftly, too

Because my verse’ll bag Mandela quicker than South African police in ‘62

My girl’s style is unique, but she’s a trendsetter and has earned it

And after this battle, she’ll have the first designer Bag from a taxidermist

I doubt you’ve got supporters. And I know you don’t get respect

If anyone ever thought you were good, well, that’s a reverse Mandela effect