Rhyme Cypher

[Bag Mandela]

Cold with a chillin tempo,
I'm here outdrifting enzos in little yellow cinquecentos,
Off my friggin head tho I'm kicking this so chill n mellow you'd think I wrote this shit amid a meadow off some trippy jello,
Or was it post-dickin in ya sisters renault?
Could've been ya bitches mini metro,
It's like a rolled up newspaper in width n length so whichever one of em it was I left em with an Echo,
Music to your ears when I swing a cello,
I just did a bunch of meth so I could get out of a shitty ket hole n now I'm stuck climbing the walls like a little gecko

Next rhyme: Donald Trump

[TheShaman]

Donald Trump, what a fucking cunt.
A stupid ass in The White House like it's Forrest Gump.
He should have gotten shot at the start of the movie like Buster Scruggs.
Or at least have been the runner up. I mean, Americans, wtf?
In 2016 he was the underdog, but this time he was an upper boss.
Even though he fumbled with covid and tried to punt the ball.
When he let those zombie fucks run amok in Washington.
With that in mind, to give 47 a .45 your IQ must be 41.
It's like your gf's sucking other cocks. All you're getting's this sorry fuck.
And Harry Potter buffs might argue: "Slytherin's better than Hufflepuff!"
But that's an orange guy vs. apple pie. Ask the Tolkien mob:
Which stick would you rather get beaten with? Saruman's or Dumbledore's?
It's not a thought worth pondering or storing up for college funds.
The U.S.A. today is like Weimar, cuz the Republic is falling off.
That collective unconscious, and it ain't Carl Gustav Jung.
Last time they where openly heiling it lead to the holocaust.
This time, they're killing Palestinians while Netanyahu get's a mazel tov.
And now it's the lgbt-community and the foreigners they've cordened off.
But their policies will fail like the war on drugs.
At least if you think about Crime and Punishment like Raskolnikov.
Take your granddaddy's shotgun from the addict and saw it off.
And put the barrel to his head like he lost at Donkey Kong.
His whole cabinet should be on Death Row cuz they're all Kurupt.
In the corridors, that oligarchic autist Musk with a puppet sock.
Trying to call the shots while spouting conspiracies about Fortress Knox.
These billionaries even caused the most awful drops in Wall Street stocks.
Their tariff plan is suicide by burning all bridges, then jumping off.
Now you're all at odds like a black man who can't call the cops.
But Trump still thinks "The name's Norris. Chuck Norris, chump".
Or he just reminds me of James Bond, cuz he's getting Russian love.
But it ain't even about The Cold War or about hawks and doves.
The guy literally thinks Greenland is a land of money, and he wants it all.
In a fucking cowboy hat, with two Magnums and a Southern drawl.
But he has no idea how much it costs to give up a brother's trust.
Or wait, he already lost his brother cuz he was always drunk.
Guess he never understood how to hug the dude or call him up.
Like we saw with Roy Cohn in The Apprentice when he bought him cuffs.
All he knows is the jungle law cuz he sold his soul to a monkey paw.
So now it's impossible to call his bluff cuz he'll just double down or double up.
Ever since Obama made fun of him at that White House Correspondents talk.
He's had a Chip on his shoulder like he's Donald Duck.
But he's hollow inside, so there's no way to keep it bottled up.
So he'd rather just toast to the end of democracy. Bottoms up!

Next rhyme: Tech N9ne.

[EyeDealIstic]

Tech N9ne may not be gay but the same cannot be said of you.
Why? Because you welcome gentlemen in the area where you poo.

[TheShaman]

Eyedealistic.. I think it's quite realistic that you're highly autistic.
You rhymed "you" with "poo" cuz the latter's your idea of lipstick.
When you're getting served by gentlemen it ain't high tea and biscuits.
It's an inspiring trick where he tries to tighten his sphincter while being fisted.
A violent image: You're open wide and the missile is ballistic.
No wonder you need a psychiatry clinic. Your mind's syphilitic.
Every night spirits visit you to perform Tai Chi and mystics.
He thinks he's deep cuz he likes reading Rowling and Grisham.
Let the irony sink in, like it does with Byron and Dickens.
Nah, wait.. I think I know why your eyelid is itching.
Pinkeye is a bitch, innit? That ass licking's mighty addictive.
I know it's hard for you to stop like Irishmen drinking.
But cry me a river. You're a grown ass man. Defy the statistics!
Try a powder that's white like the wigs on Enlightenment figures.
Anything but this. When you start spitting lyrics you sound like a gimmick.
So just get off the site. You're better off studying rhymes in linguistics.

Next rhyme: Enzyme