***DOUBLE ELIMINATION CYPHER***

[Bag Mandela]

@Virbius @Jack Hallows @MV @mal diction @HEK TEAFY @Slayerr. @FaQEyeReddit

Back with a fresh cypher round for the playoffs, we got an ill concept for this one too.
brb 2 mins sounds like someones beating the shit out my door

[EyeDealIstic]

someones beating the shit out my back door

You win this one then.

[MV]

*thud*
*zip*
*ahhemm
sorry as Bags was saying these Rules are simple. You are the hostage negotiator. You can take this in any direction you want but the limit is 3-5 bars per post of punchlines or just savageness to this theme. this thread will end on the 13 days.



There was a little scuffle now hand over the bag here or Bag here's in trouble
i want 100s and 50s loaded neatly in a duffle on the double or he can earn an extra suckhole
touch and go bet-not fumble
i need a plane and a van i can use as a shuttle
or imma click this C4 and turn my boy to a puddle
i dont care, bro not spared, i got kids to feed, so lets proceed or this bitch'll bleed extensively
this lemon on me so if i sneeze or catch a gentle breeze the trigger squeeze could come accidentally
Bag wanna say something " mfff mgmff mffmfsm mfmffms" his mouth's taped, im bugging
imma translate, "Im okay, tell my family i love'em" "Give him the cash or im grass, the mf ain't bluffin"

*megaphone cackles"

[EyeDealIstic]

This motherfucker MV took men hostages for the sex
So should I say brotherfucker or should I plan what's next?

He killed all the women and threw their remains in the basement
Except for a plastic surgeon to give his ass a facelift.

I mean it literally as well as figuratively, the wordplay's astounding.
New face for ID purposes and a new ass to receive more poundings.

MV's got the building locked down and the negotiators defeated,
the strategists seeking and the male hostages "depleted"

Because he milked them,they're cows with Stockholms.
Dazed and confused with nowhere to go even though they've all got homes.

This is a hostage situation but he robbed Bags of everything in his sack.
The cops got a sniper on the ready, the last thing MV will hear is a crack.

[Virbius]

Please… MV…
Just call off your evil henchmen, you don’t need to teach a lesson,
You already ghosted us so damn bad we called up Peter Venkman.
No swat team, just the two of us, we’ll meet alone,
I’ll bring along a ton of uncut gems and leave the stones.
Psych!
See I said ‘teach a lesson’ like Bill Nye. chill buddy,
I said ‘Peter Venkman’ from Ghostbusters, and that’s Bill Murray.
I mentioned ‘Just the two of us’, thinking Bill Withers.
And I’ll ‘leave The Stones’ like Bill Wyman, see our skill differs.
You demanded a big stack of cash before beheading…
You wanted fifty bills but that’s all you’re getting.