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DOUBLE ELIMINATION RD 1
Bars due Sunday 16th Feb
Public voting Wednesday 19th Feb
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@HEK TEAFY @FaQEyeReddit
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aye yo....
F#in with me??.. FAQ EYE get a BLACK EYE!, I'm 'Philly in the super bowl' but I don't mean an ACAI!!..
you Constantine, going to hell through the CAT EYE!, failing to get an 'asian girl in ya crib' that's PAD THAI!!..
spitting FACTS HARDLY!, you getting smoked here like 'Peter tosh' when he PACKED MARLEY!!..
you RAT NARCIE! too much 'drug use' get you kicked off the site like 2/1/2 men SACKED CHARLIE!!..
And this EYE OF THE TIGER, you won't even get credit and DIE AS A WRITER!!..
You'll end up 'locked behind bars' like a CRYING LIFER!!..
plus you FAKE REDDIT it's the 'year of the snake' but your past 'mistakes' you can't SHEDDIT!!
so before you post ya FLOW EDIT coz my 'lyrical swords' will leave you and ya HOE WETTED!!..
see I'm a 'hurricane' punches'll leave you LIE ON THE FLOOR!!
You get 'chewed up and spat out' in the EYE OF THE STORM!!
That's facts, you tryna fuck with me?? like ya BUYING SOME PORN
but I leave you 'shaking and quivering' like 'ice addicts' that are HIGH IN THE DAWN!!..
G/L
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ACAI BOWL (SUPER HEALTHY BREAKFAST)
PAD THAI (THAILAND FOOD) PAD (HOME CRIB)
NARCIE (AMPHETAMINE USER) NARCOTICS
CHINESE YEAR OF THE SNAKE SNAKES SHED SKIN
uh-oh might be looking like another no-show, @FaQEyeReddit bars due today
The explanations are gay.
If Frequently Asked Questions doesn't show, this guy whose name sounds like a blunt that is overly damp from slobber from the roller shall meet unlimited mental and emotional anguish from my satirical words.
What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
What's not high- my win record or me.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
You had some decent ideas going like the pad thai bar & the year of the snake/shed it line, your material would hit harder if you put more work into adding an extra step into the better parts. You write a lot between here & LB so props on the work rate, but it reads like you're in a rush to get to the next bit so go with the first wordplay that sort of works without having thought about what else you could do with your concepts. You've got dope opponents from here on so spend a bit longer crafting your shit & it might pay off.
HEK was spittin here. you had a lot of dope ideas & the flow & multies was on point. i was fuckin with the opener, the Constantine, the 2 & 1/2 men & the closer was aight., if @FaQEyeReddit slackin ass showed up it would’ve been a hell of a match for sure, lol.
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