Ransom Writers Chat

[Virbius]

Uh yo I think we’re gonna need to take the extension on this one. Unfortunately FaQ has chronic explosive diarrhoea and hasn’t been able to make it to his computer this week, hopefully he’ll be able to make it off the shitter for long enough to sign off on our verse tomorrow. Pray for him.

[Slayerr.]

Uh yo I think we’re gonna need to take the extension on this one. Unfortunately FaQ has chronic explosive diarrhoea and hasn’t been able to make it to his computer this week, hopefully he’ll be able to make it off the shitter for long enough to sign off on our verse tomorrow. Pray for him.

Yeah good with me

[mal diction]

@FaQEyeReddit @Virbius @HEK TEAFY @Jack Hallows @Slayerr. @mal diction

We're down to 6 competitors & @MV is unlikely to be judging due to unforeseen circumstances so it's looking like the best thing to do might be to Old Yeller the remainder of the league fixtures and go for playoffs.

I reckon it'd work best if we have the top 2 ranked (based on wins against opponents who were active at the time) as automatic semi finalists, with the remaining 4 battling to achieve semis then we'll naturally progress to the climax with one winner standing erect coming above everyone else. There's stiff enough competition that we don't need to make it harder with themed rounds for this. It feels a bit like a dictator situation if I'm the only main judge so if any of you feel like you might get shafted we can do a poll instead. Pause - my bad just realised "for playoffs" was a bit fruity.

It'd look a bit like this:

Playoff round 1:

#6 vs #3
#4 vs #5

Semis:

(#6 vs #3) vs #1
(#4 vs #5) vs #2

Final

((#6 vs #3) vs #1) vs ((#4 vs #5) vs #2)

There's not much going on elsewhere on the site so we can do something new in the RW section once this is wrapped up but this avoids unnecessarily dragging this one out. What you all thinking?

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@FaQEyeReddit @Virbius @HEK TEAFY @Jack Hallows @Slayerr. @mal diction

We're down to 6 competitors & @MV is unlikely to be judging due to unforeseen circumstances so it's looking like the best thing to do might be to Old Yeller the remainder of the league fixtures and go for playoffs.

I reckon it'd work best if we have the top 2 ranked (based on wins against opponents who were active at the time) as automatic semi finalists, with the remaining 4 battling to achieve semis then we'll naturally progress to the climax with one winner standing erect coming above everyone else. There's stiff enough competition that we don't need to make it harder with themed rounds for this. It feels a bit like a dictator situation if I'm the only main judge so if any of you feel like you might get shafted we can do a poll instead. Pause - my bad just realised "for playoffs" was a bit fruity.

It'd look a bit like this:

Playoff round 1:

#6 vs #3
#4 vs #5

Semis:

(#6 vs #3) vs #1
(#4 vs #5) vs #2

Final

((#6 vs #3) vs #1) vs ((#4 vs #5) vs #2)

There's not much going on elsewhere on the site so we can do something new in the RW section once this is wrapped up but this avoids unnecessarily dragging this one out. What you all thinking?

seeing how the numbers are short, how about double elimination tourney

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@Virb cheers mate. Being a dictator is great but I think everyone left in the comp is trustworthy enough not to vote for whoever is going to be an easier battle in the next round, which is the only reason we did the voting the way we did anyway, so we'll do regular voting for the playoffs.
@Slayerr. Yeah this week is still on
@Jack Hallows lol yeah that was pretty accurate. I think we get this tourney wrapped up then if everyone's interested I like the idea of a swingers-style weekly-alternating-partner 2v2 league or whatever other suggestions people have. Either way we'll still be keepin it moving.

allow our votes go for .5 points while yours is a solid 1

[Virbius]

Uh yo I think we’re gonna need to take the extension on this one. Unfortunately FaQ has chronic explosive diarrhoea and hasn’t been able to make it to his computer this week, hopefully he’ll be able to make it off the shitter for long enough to sign off on our verse tomorrow. Pray for him.

FaQ doest have explosive diarrhoea, I was only playing. Truth is he was arrested for breaking into Daylyt’s house wearing nothing but a backpack full of annotated bar breakdowns. I’m bailing him out in the morning and then we’ll finish our verse.

[Jack Hallows]

Lmfaoooooo i don’t know what’s the worse situation, diarrhea or Daylyt.

[Bag Mandela]

seeing how the numbers are short, how about double elimination tourney

that would be the ideal compromise between dragging it out and wrapping it up too abruptly, sounds good to me

[EyeDealIstic]

@FaQEyeReddit @Virbius @HEK TEAFY @Jack Hallows @Slayerr. @mal diction

We're down to 6 competitors & @MV is unlikely to be judging due to unforeseen circumstances so it's looking like the best thing to do might be to Old Yeller the remainder of the league fixtures and go for playoffs.

No, it would look like all six of those names weeping into vegan ice cream while I do all of the winning.

But I don't want to, so your silly little plans may proceed. Just not with pictures of naked guys like in the OM mags from years ago.
(Yes, that was a thing here, ask about "leaf man")

[Slayerr.]

I’ll drop something tomorrow, been waiting on dilly if he hasn’t sent me anything by tomorrow evening I’ll write another 3 bars

[Jack Hallows]

damn that nigga slacking like a mf. he said he was gonna send bars days & days ago. straight left you to the wolves.

[Virbius]

I’ll drop something tomorrow, been waiting on dilly if he hasn’t sent me anything by tomorrow evening I’ll write another 3 bars

Drop your verse first and then I’ll let him out my basement