INTRODUCTION:
Thank Lord Finally finished 12 weeks in a long 1-2 punch league season. It Ran smoothly for the most part instead of lack of votes, no shows then Tay getting butthurt and leaving but we finished out and props to those ones who stuck around the whole season and gave their 100 percent partcipation. Everyone has been busy as far as the Mod side goes but IM HERE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! Its the Playoffs baby fuck watching Lebron their is going to be no such thing as the NBA, Golden State and CAVS once this 1-2 Punch League Playoffs start kicking the fuck off. We haven't had anything entertaining to read in awhile im sick of Caitlyn Jenner or caucasian women trying be in the NAACP or unfit mothers fighting in Walmart and little kids mollywopping people with Oversized Pert Plus bottles n shit. Each Week gonna bring y'all something to keep ya'll entertained.
LETS GET IT STARTED!!!!!
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ROUND 1 PLAYOFF MATCHUPS
The Infamous VS. Smog
When Smog is not doing long nights of Frozen Tyson Chicken deliveries he gets into text battle mode!!! He will go to the nearest stop do whatever it takes to get free wifi. Anyways hes been up n down when creating punches. i feel this is someone you cant sleep on cause under that dingy ass Market Basket uniform there is a potential driven text battler. The Infamous is knocking off some rust i think he went to joog'ns trap spot and tried to get ideas to correlate more gun barz. Infamous would have to come with something creative here. I have Smog taking this due to the fact i predict a fresh wordplay.
Joe Boston VS. Enbombz
I beat this dude once but i have to work on my wording and stop investing my time into CNN news shit. I suggest whenever i open rapbattles.com it redirects me to TMZ first. Enbombz sup Zelph lol . Anyway hes pretty up and down as far as concepts go. Good Luck im gonna take this.
Killing Spree VS. joog'n
Well i feel Killing Spree drinks too much and leaves text battling behind give it up its RB or the Natural Ice. Killing Spree can suprise me at times though so if hes focused i think he has a chance. joog'n if he's not trapping on the net
or battling the fight with merca hes a pretty decent text battler. I have joog'n taking this pretty comfortably but Spree is gonna get that liquid courage and give him that whiteboy wasted bar.
Muff VS. Lenox
Muff definitely needs the RB rehab on call this dude freebases JETDRY and types like 200million abbreviated words a minute. Lenox finally discovered what it is like to have hair other then his head your growing up im proud of you!!!!!Muff is a good text battler has some creative ass concepts but sometimes his wording is butchered must be the Flonase doses. Lenox improving little by little but still stop rushing your concepts fix your wording be more creative. I have Muff taking this.
Fresh VS. Not N Nice
Fresh has definitely improved i think he has some sort luck thing when he wears his dirty toob socks every league or tourney kinda like his RB ritual. "Fuck the Shoes! ITS GOTTA BE THE SOX!!!! He has some nice wordplays he can come out the woodwork with. Sometimes i feel he does put unnecessary words together to build up to his punch but its not constant. Not N Nice little diva sometimes i think ILLunatic needs to give him a free spa day. At the begiining of the season though i thought he was gonna be a big threat he had some good shit in the cyphers but tbh he fell off as the season progressed. I think Fresh and his Jockey Brand toob socks are gonna take this.
PAVONIA VS. ILLunatic
ILLunatic has been working like 500 hrs a week i think he runs a degenerate youth rapbattle program outside of RB i heard Lenox goes on weekends. ILLunatic has been out for awhile so im not sure what he has agaisnt PAVONIA who has been slightly progressing week by week. Im going to go with PAVONIA here
alphadog VS. Unfukwitable
What happened to alphadog??? think he got neutered now hes running rap forum to rap forum dry humping the fuck outta every thing. I know he was just beginning to progress and work on his bars. Unfukwitable another cat who takes vacations off with my tax money. Dude has madd potential to champ i hope he sticks around. I have Unfukwitable taking this.
KnowP VS. Wordz Ahgod
When hes not out fighting crime or violating the holes inside donuts at his local Krispy kremes hes actually a decent battler. Hes a little rusty though maybe the old age and being a family man is getting to him sprinkle some Preparation H and WD40 on those hemroids and get back out to the text world. Wordz been trying to throw the race card at me for weeks. You know you aint black when you play halo 3 drink moxies n put nutella on almost everything you eat. Im not sure how im gonna call this battle but black on black crime has reached its ratio. Im gonna with Farachaun pulling the upset over Al Sharpton. Get em Wordz AhN***A ooopps!!!!
Ispaz VS. Maximus
I think Maximus spys on us and sends SOS messages over to NC. Dudes always been a decent battler from what i remember. Ispaz has definitely upped his game concept wise but he still needs to polish up his wording a bit. I have Maximus taking this
-Alias- VS. TheIllyricist
Look at the TheIllyricist dudes still stuck on 90's rap names n shit. This dude was born with a Cuban Link and a pair of 100 dollar bill jeans. -Alias- i have to get to know you for five 5 minutes before i judge you first but why the fuck you got two negative pregnancy test strip lines in your name? Anyways TheIllyricist needs to work on his concept choices but other then that he has been progressing little by little. Im confident he'll take this.
Letterman VS. Dark Matter
Sorry your son ending up being the mailmans but i bet you get express to your house every morning look at that for a plus. Letterman the man you talk to when you really wanna cop a decent flannel shirt. Hes the blackest Al Boreland looking motherfucker iv'e ever seen. This is gonna be a decent matchup though. I have Letterman Taking this.
Well that brings us to wrapping up Round 1 here. Good luck to everyone and get your index fingers out your asses and check in and actually shows. Check those tags like a brand new Macy's wardrobe. seen joog'n there the other day he came with like 10 of his cousins asian style had like 5 coupon books and tried to get a break of an already marked down item. "Yes i do hate when Asians do that"
Signing off
Joe Boston
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