Welcome to the 1-2 Punch week two mag. I'd like to start off by saying thank you to all who knocked out the voting and got it done and ato everyone who didn't. A lot of people complained saying "omg we have to vote on everything wahhh that's too much. To those of you who feel that way, I say if I wouldn't be so strict on voting and your battle brought in 7 votes you'd still be bitching. At least this way you're bitching but you're getting 15-20 votes so you get a good input on your punch if you lose 3-4 you can think hey the voters are stupid. If you lost 10-9 you realize a hefty amount of people voted for you so maybe next time you spend a little more time. If you lose 15-1 like you just accept it. In all seriousness the more votes we get the better this league will be. This week the Whambulance had to make an emergency stop in the 1-2 Punch Chat:
If people are voting based on age, then everyone sign out now cuz illunatics old ass in going to be the undefeated champ. I read all the battles and I can honestly say most of the battles were voted on correctly. A few were closer than they should've been as well and A LOT of people got docked votes. A lot of people didn't really elaborate their votes like I wanted either but I gave some leeway shout out to greedy on that wp lol, cuz it's only week 1 but I will be cracking down as we move forward.Originally Posted by Lenox
Flip Of The Week
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BOOTED
E Tha Real(1-0) Lack Of Links
Truth Iscariot(0-1) Lack Of Links
Allen Knight(0-1) No Show
Professor Frost(0-1) No Show
Cai(0-1) No Show
PROBATION [Miss one link and get the boot]
Kontext(1-0)
Miracle(0-1)
Dark Matter(0-1)
Cred(0-1)
Lenox(0-1)
ON WATCH [Miss one link be on probation]
Letterman(0-1)
Fresh(1-0)
Pavonia(1-0)
RANKINGS
Aero(1-0)
Unfukwitable(1-0)
Aker(1-0)
iLLunatic(1-0)
Barcotic(1-0)
Chicken Nigglet(1-0)
Spaz(1-0)
Smog(1-0)
Greedy(1-0)
Coup De Grace(1-0)
Not N Nice(0-1)
Meks(0-1)
Joe Boston(0-1)
Enbombz(0-1)
Alphadog(0-1)
Killing Spree (1-0)
Week 1 Results:
Cai vs [W]Coup De Grace
Allen Knight vs [W]Greedy
[W]Fresh vs Truth Iscariot
[W]Smog vs Alphadog
[W]Barcotic vs Cred
Letterman vs [W]ILLunatic
[W]Chicken Nigglet vs Lenox
[W]Killing Spree vs Joe Boston
Miracle vs [W]E Tha Real
[W]Aero vs Not N Nice
The Infamous vs [W]Kontext
[W]iSpaz vs Enbombz
[W]Unfukwitable vs Dark Matter
[W]Aker vs Meks.
Professor Frost vs [W]Pavonia
[W]iSpaz vs Enbombz
WEEK 2 PREDICTIONS
Chicken Nigglet vs Aero
CN had a bar last week that was deemed played by most of the voters, aero came with the unorthodox slow it down punch that really pissed Kontext off lol. I think aero will actually come with a regular punch this week and do enough to secure the win.
Unfukwitable vs Enbombz
Unfuk actually lost the battle last week but due to a misunderstanding with his opponents and voting links he was declared the winner. Enbombz took a loss to spazz. Although en has showed potential with his lines and made it to the contenders match in FL I feel Unfuk ks too seasoned and will win this match up.
Barcotic vs PAVONIA
Bar had one of the best lines from week one, pav won on a no show. Although I'm not completely sure what pav can come with bar has an impressive resume and is in the finals of LLL so I see bar winning this pretty easily.
Dark Matter vs Alphadog
Tough two weeks for alpha, drew the defending champ in week one now he faced dark. dark is a well know battler who is capable of bringing fire and I think that Alphadog is outmatched here.
BStill vs 3bet
Shouldn't even of been a match IMO. 3 bet has like 5 post lol. BStill is someone who use to battle on here and recently came back this will either be a no show or a win by BStill. Don't see him losing.
Kontext vs Joe Boston
Kontext is a live battler and joe battles in the vbl so this will be an interesting match up, both had solid careers in text although kontexts came back around 07-10. I give the edge here to JOE unless Kontext can channel his inner 2009 self and bring a dope punch.
Lenox vs Coup De Grace
Coup is already shook in the chat, talking shit to me asking why I matched him with a "top tier" opponent in week one. Lenox ks coming off a week where he knew he could've done better,so I give the edge here to Lenox I feel he is the most composed out of the two and will come up with a solid punch.
Miracle vs iSpaz
Interesting match up here, interesting cuz Miracle will either no show, drop dope or drop something extremely played lol spaz is a new dude who has won some FL battles and his week 1 battle and I feel his momentum will carry him onto a win here.
Meks vs pistols Pete
I have no idea who pistols Pete is, I don't have Meks biography either but I do know he will show up and can compose a punch so I have to give the edge to Meks.
Aker vs ILLunatic
Both of these dudes won their week one match up, both been battling for a while so experience wise they're even but from what Ive been seeing from Aker as of late he's a man on a mission and I feel he will come out victorious in this one.
Killing spree vs toretto
Lol I'm a win
letterman vs not n nice
Not is a dude who is a writer but can hold his own out here, letterman is someone that when he isn't being a douchebag and not voting on the required amount of battles can draw enough energy to compose a dope punch. After losing last week of deducted votes I think letterman will take care of business here.
Fresh vs Cred
I te resting match up as well, I think this is an EVEN match up however I will give the edge to fresh because Cred at any moment can go MIA for two months lmao. Should be a close one edge to fresh
Smog vs Greedy
The defending champ vs prolly one of the top 3 dudes on the site right now. Both can come with a haymaker, last week greedy dropped a dope punch vs Allen and I believe he will do it once again here and leave with a W.
TOP PUNCH: TIE!
WORST PUNCH: TIE
No showing faggots
WTFs
WTF at only 3 no shows
WTF at all the votes we got
WTF at you guys voting vs Lenox cuz of his age
WTF at you guys being scared to vote vs an admin
WTF at you guys PMimg me "am I winning"
WTF at someone voting twice on a battle and once for each person
WTF at people note getting their votes in
