100 rhyme freestyle (free typing/speed typing)

I hate fools
I take jewels
from the safe, with jail break tools
I eat steak too
and I hate you
I bake Jews
in the oven and break rules
I incinerate schools
and swim with a school of sharks
and let my balls hang out at ball parks
Hitler was a cool guy, we played golf once
he told me how his nation was surrounded on all fronts
He wanted me send some support, but he's a cunt
even though he's cool, so I shot him in the head, dunce
I'll hit you with a head punch
because I'm dead drunk
and shove a sledge hammer up Dr. Dre's butt
I hate sluts
I hate gay cucks
And I hate everything except walnuts
I don't even know anymore
just let me pour
another glass of remmy, whore
send me more
twenty four
horse dicks in your chevy door
plenty, yep a pretty penny says my semi tore
through your head before
you even cocked your sword
or swung your pistol
because you're an official
piss hole
who's so gay you shoved one of Kim Jong's missiles
up your ass, I saw it a quartz crystal
spying on you with divination, I make quarks sizzle
with more fizzle
material than the manhatten project my nizzle
you bizzichles
I'll cut your nipples off with a sickle
and ship you to madagascar
you didn't make it that far
I smoked you till' my lungs where full of black tar
send me stupid comments I'll send you back bars
battle me, it's a trap like admiral Akbar
Allahu akbar
I knocked you back far
When it comes to hearing you I'd rather subscribe to Keemstar
Suck on my wee nards
retards
I'm eating oreos
through a glory hole
or so the story goes
My shit is horrible
non-ignorable
oracle
orbital
battle type
satellite
everybody but me is an asshole wipe
I snatch souls right
out of their bodies
I'm sipping arsenic wine and eating dog-cheese
all the whooties and pawgies
probly
wanna rub their butts on me
I'm about to catch a body
I'm about to inject wasabi
into your penis hole, dawg geeze
I have mental probleems
Alif Lam Meem
bismillah ir-raman ir-raheem
alhumdulillah ir-rabil alameen
imin ish shaitan irajeem
ameen...
If you read between
the lines
when you hear Al Qur'an in Arabic, it rhymes
A muslim is how I used to be defined
but convert atheism is what I had to do to free the mind
You have to submit your preferences to objectivity
wikipe-
-dia was designed specifically
to illicit re-
-tardation and hide the mystic se-
-crets of metaphysics, see?
Your sense of empathy and dignity
did it e-
-merge out of randomly compiled debree?
my physics tea-
-cher didn't read
my thesis, he just sent me to italy
to the re-
education facility
to get stung repeatedly on the dick by a killer bee
with a milli-li-
-ter of grilled feces
from the emperors silken sleeve
and it still impedes
my agility
this is the most nonsensical shit you've ever heard of
I administer the type of abuse that words love
with a firm glove
I jelk and I jerk son
molecules of feces you aren't even worth one
I hurt some
one every time my verse comes
the second you hear it you squirt cum
cause the penis of my raps is girthsome
as a whales tongue