"HEATWAVE" 1-2 Punch Cypher (HEATWAVE CHAMPION - Ryno)

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This cypher is open and available all season long without posting limitations to your bars.

Here are the details on how each cypher will be judged. I will use the ES to score each bar, 1+ point per attribute, with +8 points in total possible for each bar. I won't be waiting until the end of the cypher to grade all bars, that's just way too extra and time-consuming for me with it being easy to get overwhelmed. So, after each bar is posted I will score it with the ES. This is equivalent to voting. Once you post a bar, I'll score it, HOWEVER, you have to give me time to do it before posting a new drop. After I've graded a bar, then you can proceed to continue. The cypher should look like this:

Bar
ES
Bar
ES...

...and so on. Sometimes I'll score a bar immediately after it's posted, other times I will get to it as when convenient for me to do so. First come first served, no taking turns. It will be stop and go, so you might want to pre-write and monitor the thread to post your material as fast as possible to build up your point totals. Which brings me to the purpose of the ES...

...in order to champ the punch cypher, you must acquire +50 points. The first person to reach +50 will be the champ and get the accomplishment. After we have a Heatwave Champion, point totals will reset, and the champion will defend the title against EVERYBODY similar to a roasting session. Again, +50 will be the requirement to defend or become new champion.

so can we start posting bars now?

Yeah you can start now. Remember that once a bar is posted, it has to be followed up with an ES Score from me before the next bar can be dropped.

Bar
ES
Bar
ES

You can't post bar after bar in succession, like...

Bar
Bar
Bar
Bar

You're essentially waiting for me to vote on each bar, but you want to keep an eye on the thread so that you can be next to drop after I score the bar.

Is he sleek? No. He’s never balled out. Can’t win w/ cheap flows…
Homie ur rhymes r such a hard reach, every battle should end w/ free throws.
I contort limbs on a simp. Let’s get it crackin cuz I’m clappin for action…
The only thing takin a turn for the worst this match, is ur neck when I snap it.
One of a kind? Psh, lil homie u’ve never scorched when u rhyme…
Im burnt out on what I’ve seen from u, I’d rather put a torch in my eyes.
He ain’t a real g. Feel me? Bro his whole fantasy hardly cool…
Last time he moved bags w/ the heat blazin, was corn hole at the family bbq.
Do or die. I’m no pirate but I’ll open ur chest n collect a canny prize…
Rounds’ll fly. Got a stick on em from all sides like Seamus from Family Guy.
He’ll go flying through the air. Yeah he’s finished, ill pop tha cans…
Cuz once I flash the gun we’ll see this kid get suspended like Ja Morant.
Shits gettin grisly for kid. Try n play dead w/ me? I’ll bare caps…
Either I air straps or fold ur teeth in an instance like bear traps.

Quote:

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Is he sleek? No. He’s never balled out. Can’t win w/ cheap flows…
Homie ur rhymes r such a hard reach, every battle should end w/ free throws.

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Personals
Wordplays
Comedy
Directness
Creativity

+5

Quote:

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I contort limbs on a simp. Let’s get it crackin cuz I’m clappin for action…
The only thing takin a turn for the worst this match, is ur neck when I snap it.

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Wordplays
Directness
Creativity

+3

Quote:

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One of a kind? Psh, lil homie u’ve never scorched when u rhyme…
Im burnt out on what I’ve seen from u, I’d rather put a torch in my eyes.

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Personals
Wordplays
Directness
Creativity

+4

Quote:

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He ain’t a real g. Feel me? Bro his whole fantasy hardly cool…
Last time he moved bags w/ the heat blazin, was corn hole at the family bbq.

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Wordplays
Freshness
Comedy
Criticals
Directness
Creativity

+6

Quote:

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Do or die. I’m no pirate but I’ll open ur chest n collect a canny prize…
Rounds’ll fly. Got a stick on em from all sides like Seamus from Family Guy.

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Wordplays
Freshness
Creativity

+3

Quote:

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He’ll go flying through the air. Yeah he’s finished, ill pop tha cans…
Cuz once I flash the gun we’ll see this kid get suspended like Ja Morant.

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Wordplays
Freshness
Criticals
Creativity

+4

Quote:

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Shits gettin grisly for kid. Try n play dead w/ me? I’ll bare caps…
Either I air straps or fold ur teeth in an instance like bear traps.

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Wordplays
Directness
Creativity

+3


Total Points = 28

so you just reusing old generics, Ry? wack


http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=154255

The Tour Da France is sorta wack, but it’s fans adore their devotion
They bike ride thru the Alps to cheering fans, u upcycled a whole verse n nobody noticed
Broke said ur dopest lines that family BBQ shit? homie it blows
that’s straight buns and ur overdone garbage gettin raked over the coals
them lines older than old you fake motherfucker
we should replace you with Wuxia, since you’re only here to make up the numbers
try taking the summer off.. aint no way this biting fag can diss me
for showing up to the Heatwave unprotected you gon need more than a fact or fifty
Bash a sissy, & we all know you’ve got previous dork
so I wasn’t surprised id seen ‘em before, just shocked to read they were yours
bitch cheating the scorecards w/ way below average writtens
any points for creativity you had been given will be ‘docked to death’ like Harold Shipman
those repackaged misses get no wins from opponents
but ur so far under our radars, you prob didn’t even think we would notice

Quote:

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The Tour Da France is sorta wack, but it’s fans adore their devotion
They bike ride thru the Alps to cheering fans, u upcycled a whole verse n nobody noticed

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Personals
Wordplays
Freshness
Comedy
Criticals
Directness
Creativity

+7

Quote:

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Broke said ur dopest lines that family BBQ shit? homie it blows
that’s straight buns and ur overdone garbage gettin raked over the coals

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Personals
Wordplays
Freshness
Comedy
Criticals
Directness
Creativity

+7

Quote:

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them lines older than old you fake motherfucker
we should replace you with Wuxia, since you’re only here to make up the numbers

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Personals
Freshness
Directness
Creativity

+4

Quote:

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try taking the summer off.. aint no way this biting fag can diss me
for showing up to the Heatwave unprotected you gon need more than a fact or fifty

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Personals
Freshness
Directness

+3

Quote:

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Bash a sissy, & we all know you’ve got previous dork
so I wasn’t surprised id seen ‘em before, just shocked to read they were yours

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Personals
Wordplays
Freshness
Comedy
Criticals
Directness
Creativity

+7

Quote:

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bitch cheating the scorecards w/ way below average writtens
any points for creativity you had been given will be ‘docked to death’ like Harold Shipman

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Personals
Wordplays
Freshness
Criticals
Directness
Creativity

+6

Quote:

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those repackaged misses get no wins from opponents
but ur so far under our radars, you prob didn’t even think we would notice

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Personals
Wordplays
Directness

+3




Total Points = 37

Just got back from the Navy. Playin it crazy. Service pistols been sprayin em lately…
Now I’m all ‘about face’ shots. Homie one trigger squeeze’ll make ya grill do a 180.
Step to the plate. Catch a Louisville slugger or bullet. It gets super ugly n mad fast…
I smash cats! If I flash gats, he’ll take an L from EVERYTHING I pitch like Bucky McBadbat.
I LOVE a harsh retort. No matter the weather I’ll leave em slumped n sorts…
If u think he’ll ‘Win? Chill’… he’ll be feeling it pretty soon once I dump his corpse.
Show em love? If I pull up he’ll know it’s us cuz we’re deadly n holdin slugs…
Tote n plug! Every round comin off the dome in a matter of minutes like a golden glove.
Ry the real undertaker. If they need a quick kill u ain’t the one they bother to call…
Last time he put bodies in the dirt, was at his homies funeral after I slaughtered em all.
Just a fake thug w/ the blicky. Simps like u r always such a real pity, bummer…
The only time he’s got the flame goin w/ the pipes, is at his 9-5 working as a shitty plumber.
Grim reaper flow. It’s hard to keep score w/ punches this deadly. Copy clown?…
I ‘tally marks’ like u. Ur just another noob in ma graveyard where EVERY body counts.
I’m sly when it’s tucked. Keep it a buck. Ya spirit gettin lifted once I’m slidin, what’s up?…
Only way he’s ‘ghost ridin the whip’, is after I’ve pulled up & let an entire clip fly at his truck.
If I cock it he’s done. No real skills, TRUST me he ain’t stopping me, son…
Dropping this bum. If he’s ‘in his bag’ after this battle, it’s gonna be the colostomy one.

Quote:

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Just got back from the Navy. Playin it crazy. Service pistols been sprayin em lately…
Now I’m all ‘about face’ shots. Homie one trigger squeeze’ll make ya grill do a 180.

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Wordplays
Freshness
Directness
Creativity

+4

Quote:

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Step to the plate. Catch a Louisville slugger or bullet. It gets super ugly n mad fast…
I smash cats! If I flash gats, he’ll take an L from EVERYTHING I pitch like Bucky McBadbat.

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Wordplays
Freshness
Creativity

+3

Quote:

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I LOVE a harsh retort. No matter the weather I’ll leave em slumped n sorts…
If u think he’ll ‘Win? Chill’… he’ll be feeling it pretty soon once I dump his corpse.

---

Wordplays
Freshness
Criticals
Directness
Creativity

+5

Quote:

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Show em love? If I pull up he’ll know it’s us cuz we’re deadly n holdin slugs…
Tote n plug! Every round comin off the dome in a matter of minutes like a golden glove.

---

Wordplays
Freshness
Creativity

+3

Quote:

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Ry the real undertaker. If they need a quick kill u ain’t the one they bother to call…
Last time he put bodies in the dirt, was at his homies funeral after I slaughtered em all.

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Wordplays
Creativity

+2

Quote:

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Just a fake thug w/ the blicky. Simps like u r always such a real pity, bummer…
The only time he’s got the flame goin w/ the pipes, is at his 9-5 working as a shitty plumber.

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Wordplays
Creativity

+2

Quote:

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Grim reaper flow. It’s hard to keep score w/ punches this deadly. Copy clown?…
I ‘tally marks’ like u. Ur just another noob in ma graveyard where EVERY body counts.

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Wordplays
Freshness
Criticals
Directness
Creativity

+5

Quote:

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I’m sly when it’s tucked. Keep it a buck. Ya spirit gettin lifted once I’m slidin, what’s up?…
Only way he’s ‘ghost ridin the whip’, is after I’ve pulled up & let an entire clip fly at his truck.

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Wordplays
Freshness
Directness
Creativity

+4

Quote:

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If I cock it he’s done. No real skills, TRUST me he ain’t stopping me, son…
Dropping this bum. If he’s ‘in his bag’ after this battle, it’s gonna be the colostomy one.

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Wordplays
Creativity

+2




Total Points = 30

Heatwave Champion - Ryno

Total Points = 58

Thread will be re-opened once congratulatory thread is posted in the morning.