Random vs Blas (OPEN FOR VOTES)
Deadline: August 15th
Amount: As you said, any amount
Just glance at the throne, a battle in Stalingrad, another piece of land I need to grab as my own
I done battled in a whole goddamn planet and from where you're standing? It looks like this is about to be a big battling roam
Cause you know, in ancient times this all used to be a big battle in Rome
And now I'm back here standing in front of this average clone, Blas, unknown
I'll make your skull snap, crackle and pop, bitch I'm bad to the bone
How dare you even try to fire a weapon? I slide across his screen like a fighter from Tekken, put a knife to your windpipe, slice open your thyroid section, leave it inside of your neck till you develop a viral infection
I'll have your blood splatter in 9 different directions like Chinese intersections
Re: Random vs Blas (OPEN FOR VOTES)
Just glance at the throne, a battle in Stalingrad, another piece of land I need to grab as my own
I done battled in a whole goddamn planet and from where you're standing? It looks like this is about to be a big battling roam
I might need you to explain what "this is about to be a big battling roam" means. I'm not sure I get where you were going with this other than tying it to Rome with the battling IN a whole god damn world which if you think about it, we all technically are since we all live in this world.
Cause you know, in ancient times this all used to be a big battle in Rome
And now I'm back here standing in front of this average clone, Blas, unknown
huh, is your setup here your punch for your first bar? I'm trying to figure out what your punch for this bar is.. is it that he's unknown? Cos you have 4 posts and no battle history here (don't know you from other spots) so it seems this would work more against you then for you here to me.
I'll make your skull snap, crackle and pop, bitch I'm bad to the bone
How dare you even try to fire a weapon? I slide across his screen like a fighter from Tekken, put a knife to your windpipe, slice open
bro I'm gonna assume this is a bar.. I know it isn't but that's a fucking run on sentence if I've ever seen one. Maybe I'm not the right person to judge this battle or maybe this would be fire as a live battle verse but it doesn't work too well in written format.
your thyroid section, leave it inside of your neck till you develop a viral infection
I'll have your blood splatter in 9 different directions like Chinese intersections
aight there's a punch, the flows a bit off but I like the approach. Not a bad line.
vs
saying it's a 10 minute key like anybody cares, we don't.. I mean I do but maybe others won't.
Leave him wheelchair bound, trust his family will be taking the news bad
Cuz I ran - so you can walk but when bullets fly you won't even be able to do THAT
cool
We don't feel what you say.. He's a threat? Hardly this is cake, partly cuz he's fake
if we hear that's true random it'll be pokerstars tryna convince me their gambling policies are safe
mehh
idc who u've beat, regardless of the past what i'm flowing will merk u
& if ran track his battles to show a win it'll only prove we're going in circles
mehh x2
u can't compete w what i write, u type like AI it's pure ass just discard
so watch this bot'll get put down quicker than u trying to match me in bars
mehh x3
honestly, this was probably a lot closer than I thought it would be and I could see it becoming an upset. Not sure if Blas only put real thought into the first bar then took a shit during the rest but I wasn't feeling much of it. Random made a solid attempt but I didn't feel like any of his bars really landed a solid hit. His closer was close though and with a little more metaphor/misdirection in this I think it could've pulled him/her my vote.
v/Blas