Matt Huffman (Career Politician)

https://youtu.be/aRJO_xsqB9M


mr house speaker…don’t oppress the people

we done legalized our pot now you messin wit our weed smoke

mr house speaker…take two hits and pass

if you cheat us out our votes i’m finna straight up beat yo ass

mr house speaker…i really hope your listenin

you cheap as the kush we buy whenever we drive to michigan

mr house speaker…hands up off our plants bro

you want to shut us the fuck down but you can’t tho


meet matt, he’s a sweet guy

to understand him? you gotta be high

contact his office n you’ll see why

better yet just drop in

he prolly hopes you swing by (swing bi-sexual)

real political fuck shit

he embraces that wit deep pride

roll another blunt dawg

i’m too stressed to cope

blowed as fuck

cuz this RINO here won’t Protect My Vote (hypocrisy)

you n your quote Republican

end quote colleagues, friends, n kinfolk

you’re all an insult to the masses

here’s some info for the fascist

pipe down like the bowls cashed

or take your old ass a big toke of the hashish

bitch lower the taxes (marijuana)

don’t call me uninformed

i’m surprisingly perceptive

splainin’ how i really feel

might get my ass arrested

blaze a doobie

watch Army Of Darkness

Sam Raimi filmed it yo

it’s my favorite movie!

get smart. S-Mart.

i’m like Ash from Evil Dead

see my boomstick?

even Bruce would say you ain’t as Groovy

can’t wait to get Dewine out (wordplay)

it gives you a faint buzz

belittle us in public

for chiefin some dank nugs

you all for prohibition

n want us to slang drugs

we just ordinary potheads

dufus we ain’t thugs

another corporate stooge

damn right the best sort

yay for kickbacks

accompany man like an escort (scandal) (wordplay)

gerrymanderer!

we should protest n carry banners

wow

the homie juke reporters

like he barry sanders (scandal)

Wuxia.Fiendgod n i’m dope wit it

think I’m a treehugger? cool

…i’ll pluck a leaf n cut your throat wit it

torture you

memba’ HB 6? (scandal)

of course you do

if not it’s no prob

i’m bout to talk my shit and force you to!


mr house speaker…don’t oppress the people

we done legalized our pot now you messin wit our weed smoke

mr house speaker…take two hits and pass

if you cheat us out our votes i’m finna straight up beat yo ass

mr house speaker…i really hope your listenin

you cheap as the kush we buy whenever we drive to michigan

mr house speaker…hands up off our plants bro

you want to shut us the fuck down but you can’t tho


you’re fuckin dead

pool this shit again i’ll break the 4th wall (wordplay)

n have u blushin red

nuff’ said listen bub

picture wolvie suited up wit the mask off

doin a facepalm in a gag reel

at mary puppins as she humps your leg (google it)

a tenths an eighth now?

$200 for a half?

i’ll hit up Marshall in Detroit

i ain’t fuckin wit your math

we said yes to issue 2

rip a bong n get weeded

you’re like “issue 2? what’s that?

too long, didn’t read it” (tl;dr)

career politician

clear all suspicion

sleazeball lawyer

fierce competition

walk up out the statehouse

you’re second rate n way soft

the general assembly’s like

“leopards ate my face off!”

who we ‘sposed to go to?

when the governor condone this

our own supreme court says boneless isn’t boneless! (facts)

screw you matt n all of your donors

how the GOP worried bout voter fraud?

you out here defraudin the VOTERS (hypocrisy)

real talk

frickin nazi

your breath smell like First Energy dick and coffee (scandal)

quick get off me

here’s an icebreaker stick it in your piehole

matt’s a freedom hater

ask him what he think bout “Liberty” Ohio (scandal)

wuxia.fiendgod n i’m lovin it

what happened to less regulation

term limits n smaller government? (hypocrisy)

went from house to the senate

you should bounce for a minute

look…the truth hurts

it even goes “ouch” when i hit it (example 1)

public or charter

i’m finna set you straight

old school

Warren G, you love to fuckin Regulate, don’t you? (example 2)

weed make us forget shit

we can’t get nothin done

in your case? its all good

i thought of somethin fun

grind some exotic matt

put it in a glass pipe

focus now

you wit me bro?

make sure that it’s packed tight

play yourself some music

dan auerbach or jack white

grab a BIC and light it…

every time you plan a tax hike (example 3)


mr house speaker…don’t oppress the people

we done legalized our pot now you messin wit our weed smoke

mr house speaker…take two hits and pass

if you cheat us out our votes i’m finna straight up beat yo ass

mr house speaker…i really hope your listenin

you cheap as the kush we buy whenever we drive to michigan

mr house speaker…hands up off our plants bro

you want to shut us the fuck down but you can’t tho

yooo gdamn Wu this is dope as FUUUUCK :shoot::shoot::shoot::shoot:

your voice & flow kinda reminds me of Young Zee from the Outsidaz..

madd quotables but i was really feelin:

Quote:

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Wuxia.Fiendgod n i’m dope wit it

think I’m a treehugger? cool

…i’ll pluck a leaf n cut your throat wit it

torture you

memba’ HB 6? (scandal)

of course you do

if not it’s no prob

i’m bout to talk my shit and force you to!

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you went offff on that second verse too! daaaamn bro. you def need to hop on the RB mixtape @Bag Mandela is putting together.

lol, this is pretty good, I like it, politicians fucking with our weed getting delt with