Week 3 Magazine
Aight we have a bunch of complaining niggas on our hands but it seems they signing out so I bid u ado not come the fk back. JK! We need you to come back. Without you, its less entertaining! Anywho, yall niggas better start showing or these mags will get shorter and shorter until its just a couple vines. BARS ARE DUE WEDNESDAY. Most of yall have your bars before check in so I don’t get why you’re not showing. Get it together niggas! Lets kick this joint off with a battle….
REVIEWS
iLL vs Fish
Fish lost this one cause his punch died off. Build up was there but no sting at the end of the metaphors. iLL came with a niggerish bar talkin about a fish fry vs a grilled steak. He gave the people what they wanted to hear… dinner time! LOL!
KnowP vs Baron
Yall don’t know what a good punch is. My shit was fire all day. Ol no life niggas don’t know what Build-a-Bear is. GOOGLE IT!!! Baron won on a played skinny jeans bar that was ass. It was actually bitten but I aint sayin shit. Snitches get stitches….whatever nigga ;)
Sobe vs Flamez
Sobe came with a stoned age punch from the 02 archives and Blue’s bar was unexceptable I guess cause he deleted it himself. He signed out cause yall don’t know how to vote. Please do better my minions.
Geng vs Barcotic
This battle was actually pretty solid in which Bar barely got away with the win on some Comic Khan shyt. That was a fresh bar… NOT! Geng got raped cause I thought his punch was decent but was too basic according to the people. SLOW IT DOWN I JUST DISSED YOU!!! Well, not really, just wanted to say that lmao.
WTF’s OF THE WEEK
WTF@ RB being back in business like a jehova’s witness eating holy nutritious biscuits
WTF@ Tom Brady putting on the Saints in the final seconds and people being shocked
WTF@ the dumb asshole who killed Petersons son by abusing him to death
WTF@ me losing to Baron cause of these dickriding friends of his. Ancient niggas
WTF@ Blue Flamez taken this ish personal like we all went to grade school together
WTF@ the government going into the holidays being shutdown. Scary future ahead
WTF@ at this entire Syrian situation and everyone being against the leader of the nation
WTF@ and them idiots not walking ORTIZ like he aint known for smashin in the clutch
WHAT TO WATCH
(champ match coming soon)
Sobe vs Barcotic
Battle of the undefeated!!! This will be a sick battle. Wittiness vs wordplay. Will be close but I got Bar taken this comfortably. 75-25.
Arch vs Geng
Another good battle if Arch actually shows. Both go hard with concepts and wordplay but I think Geng’s wording henders him from being elite. If he brings it he can win in this close one but I think Arch will edge it out. 60/40.
Endfamous vs Kontext
Endfamouns got bars when he wants and Kontext is rusty like granny panties so I don’t know where this will lead. If all is based off skill n talent, I got Kon running away with it 70/30.
iLLunatic vs Mr Write
two good writers going head to head means only one thing: confusing ass punches. Should see some good creative ish coming from these two but I think Write will get this one. 65/35.
King vs FIshSkill
Fish may get slaughtered here if he doesn’t come with a fresh well worded flip cause King is known for a sick bar here and there… when he SHOWS THE FK UP!!! King got this easy 90/10.
Miracle vs etyw
Don’t know wtf a ETYW is. Sounds a venereal but Miracle is a pretty solid competitor is this battle life so if he brings it, I don’t see him losing. Miracle gets it. 51/49 lmao
OUTRO
Aight my peeps. Another week is upon us and we still need more bodies in this joint like a 3rd world countries sweat shop. Spread the word that we on round this piece! Again, any suggestions and questions, hit a nigga up. Until then go hard or go home!!! And to help with the going hard part, heres a friendly one from Australia….
