LLL Week 6 Mag: The Champ Is Here

LLL Week 6 Mag: The Champ Is Here

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Intro

You know what, despite some minor setbacks (cough voting cough) this was actually a pretty dope week. A lot of the battles were super close and that Champ match was fucking dope tbh. Ya'll are sleeping on that for real! Congrats to Phalanx for being the first Champ of the season. Lets see some more dope battles. And one last thing.. if voting is slow as fuck like it has been we're gonna be switching to hidden votes. I've always been a fan of hidden votes anyway but they wouldn't be necessary if yall just voted instead of being goddamn pussies


Week 5 Battle Reviews

Champ Match: Phalanx vs Ryno

This was actually a fire fucking battle and it was refreshing to see tbh. I hated voting that shit cause I would have felt bad either way. Very close and very nice battle so props to both you guys. Sucks we lost Ryno but hopefully he'll be back for playoffs. Congrats Phal

Contenders Match: Cody Nash vs Fresh

Well I thought I beat him but you guys thought differently and without democracy our society as we know it could crumble. Congrats on moving to champ match Cody!

Joe Boston vs JEM.

Was surprised Joe Boston had some decent punches lol JEM. actually didn't too bad and although he didn't have many quotables most were saying he had LOTB so I know he's capable of jammin some heaters in his verses. Joe Boston ended up taking the sweep here

Kill Spree vs Diso

This was a decent battle nothing crazy happened but both of em had some nice punches. some said Kill Spree had LOTB but I think most agreed Diso had the consistency. Another battle I hated voting on because it was close but Diso punched Kill Sprees face in with a 4-2 victory

malediction vs Justice Grimm

You know as much as I shit on malediction and as bad as his last verse was I'm pretty sure I'm seeing improvement (just don't look at his 1-2 punch). For real though that on the rocks concept could have been dope if you worded it properly. But you don't seem like you want help so i guess you'll get better at your own pace. Justice Grimm shows again that he can do what is needed to be done to move on. I'm interested to see what JC pulls up with when he faces an actual good opponent. Guess we'll find out this week!

Orc vs Mimic

Orc wasn't happy so he didn't show. you had a pretty decent verse mimic. still no haymakers but im sure there's some in the making.

slecht vs Knoxville.

Well slecht is out for the season now so congrats everybody else. Knoxville. you had an ok verse nothing crazy but they were wasted lines anyway.


Week 5 TOP PUNCHES

You been here for years getting pounded & such..Its like your talent is stuck
Cuz the elevation of this catskill, proves he ain't a mountain to much
- Phalanx

I don’t bluff when I match, better duck when I strut w/ the Mac
It’s tough when I rap…u’ve ‘held ur own’ but let’s see u handle all your guts in ya lap
- Ryno

the irony makes him suicidal, the way you talkin'? it ain't even a match...
me throwin' his carcass on my piles of bodies is the only way this was evenly stacked
- Cody Nash

ur bronze tier at best, anything higher is not what you're minin
but my boot'll put pressure on ya head with the force to turn ya thoughts into diamond
- Fresh

Straps n knives? I come w/ blades so stay behind the screen when I’m packin
Doesn’t matter how many vests malware… Norton won’t be enough when I’m hackin
- Justice Grimm

get slumped every week, need help or I fear you'll drift
even try n springboard ya career, with u sitting at the edge of the nearest cliff
- Diso

this glock a package pop off! shoot to your gut, whore
put two in Deliver, they'll find your body @ the front door
- Kill Spree

I love to provoke violence kill everyone in sight
Two nines snatch your Golden Girl then leave you underground right next to Betty White
- Joe Boston

Ya content is so predictable, Google trends copy & paste
So if nobody dies, steals, or cheats, WTF do you say?
- JEM.

In the pic battle vs Spree we all seen how u was pouting, killer
evenly matched.. down to ya verse & lips having the same amount of filler
- Mimic

Week 5 Battle of the Week: Phalanx vs Ryno

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Originally Posted by Phalanx

@Ryno aka K Punch

Dont ever do a live show you're so overrated when you rap..
It would bea bigger let down for the crowd then Washington's stadium collapse
For the strap? Ill murder this liar. Blast this nerd w/ this fire
Yeah you'll get jacked up over the belt like Urkle's attire
You been here for years getting pounded & such..Its like your talent is stuck
Cuz the elevation of this catskill, proves he ain't a mountain to much
He girl gives me the best service and for him that's tortuous shit
Cuz his bayleaves on my order, & he knows she's after more than the tip
I hope your on good terms w/ god & truly prepared
You'll take a knee in ya temple like a Buddhist in prayer
Ryu gon' be found on the road disheveled, body parts & broken metal
This'll be Punch vs a car like a street fighter bonus level
The awards show we different, even his Grammy knows this kid is just dumb lame
So when they roll out the red carpet, his family tryin to get rid the of the blood stains
This is gambling w/ your life but treat it like a game if you want, G
Roll the dice n you'll see Ryno fly through the wall like you playing jumanji
Might make ya whole family Parrish, .50 cal, The peice'll splatter ya fam
At ya door w/ the big stick - medieval battering ram
Two DQ wins gets you in the champ match? Now you not proceeding
Ill pull arms over this belt..n you need a tourniquet to stop the bleeding

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Originally Posted by Ryno

Broke Lesnar aka Wuxia

All ya spits r a farce when they’re written
U tried shakin those loser vibes for years & wound up lookin like a Parkinson’s Victim
U’ve never dropped ya girl draws & left her appalled
Its funny u try to be a juggernaut…yet my heads the one that’s wrecking her walls
Punk asked for a beating. Get thrashed for a reason
If Phalanx ‘goes for broke’ here…it’s cuz he’ll end up missing in action this season
No joyous occasion. I’m blazin & the clips servin em, Godly
He’ll take cans to the face & get wrapped in sheets...this match is a fraternity party
Ya whole style predictable. Those silly plays dont rattle the vets
Every battle I flex…Homie u got more name drops in ya verses than a raffle contest.
Carve flesh off bone, this serrated steel cuttin deeply into ya dude
Fk having ‘skin in the game’…I’ll turn this loser completely into a suit
Better shake that wimpy rage cuz im tellin ya kid through
Him ‘flying off the handle’? We’re hoping it’s off a motorcycle & over a bridge too
Don’t get caught cuz this blood sport’ll take ya lid, boss
Homie you’ll catch a round to the chain like we were playin disc golf
The shit u type is all hype. Ya keyboardin’ is nothin to flex yet
Only time his ‘fingers got the board jumping’…is when he’s doin tricks on his tech deck
I don’t bluff when I match, better duck when I strut w/ the Mac
It’s tough when I rap…u’ve ‘held ur own’ but let’s see u handle all your guts in ya lap

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Week 6 Battle Previews

Week 6 Champ Match: Phalanx (5-0) vs Cody Nash (4-0)

Well Cody Nash beat me so he's capable of beating anyone. For real though I think this is going to be a good battle but I've got Phalanx having a pretty good edge on this one. I'm gonna give it in favour of Phalanx 65-35

Week 6 Contenders Match: Justice Grimm (3-2) vs Mimic (3-1)

Looking forward to this one tbh. Mimic has been slowly upping his game each battle and Justice has been dropping some nice punches but I think both of these guys are right at the point where they're going to jump up out the shadows and strike! I'm gonna have to go ahead and call this one... 50-50

Week 6 (3 Way): Joe Boston (1-1) vs Smog (1-1) vs Knoxville. (1-1)

Knoxville. could very well get the no show win since both his opponents are very capable of no showing. I'm not gonna factor that into my prediction though. I think Knoxville. hasnt been challenged this season so he may be ready to drop some heavy hitters but Smog is alway a threat. Joe Boston will depend on what happens in the news lol. I'm gonna call this one in favour of smog 60-20-20.

Week 6: Diso (2-0) vs Fresh (3-2)

Good luck sir. I'm not going to take it easy on you.

Week 6: Kill Spree (1-2) vs malediction (2-3)

This one is easy to call because malediction isn't as good as Kill Spree and that's a huge statement. I'm gonna go... 95-5 in favour of kill spree

Week 6: Slayerr. (0-0) vs JEM. (0-3)

If JEM. comes with more of his heavy hitters this could be a hard one for Slayerr. to take. I feel Slayerr. will have some rust to shake and JEM. is right at the point where his rust is shook off so although this one will be close I'm gonna say 55-45 in favour of JEM.

Week 6 WTF's

WTF @ you guys taking forever to fucking vote! I feel like the late voters have dirty bedrooms. You late voters are nasty individuals.

WTF @ Phalanx being first champ of the season

WTF @ there only being 2 no shows. Not bad in this day and age for real

WTF @ some of these sign ups to the Throwdown Tourney...

WTF @ Me spending 2 hours writing this god damn mag after you fucks couldnt give me the courtesy of closing out battles and voting on everything. Fuck you all

OUTRO

You know what you dont get an outro. PEACE

Dope shit, Fresh. Appreciate the effort.

Cool content as always man, appreciate you putting in the work

Good mag bro, hope you haven’t been taking those predictions to the bookies though

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Originally Posted by Slayerr.

Good mag bro, hope you haven’t been taking those predictions to the bookies though

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55-45 isn't very good odds for any side of the bet

Thanks good stuff

Appreciate the effort

good mag...

and @ my 1-2 punch ... how come when Jay-z or Juelz Santana do it it's dope... @ "truthfully i wanna rhyme like common sense/ but i did 5 mill ... i aint been rhyming like common sense" and @ Juelz's O'boy verse

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Originally Posted by malediction

good mag...

and @ my 1-2 punch ... how come when Jay-z or Juelz Santana do it it's dope... @ "truthfully i wanna rhyme like common sense/ but i did 5 mill ... i aint been rhyming like common sense" and @ Juelz's O'boy verse

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cause thats a double entendre and yours wasnt

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if you were to write it out like he means the second part would be "i aint been rhymin like common since"

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i did it once

"you won't be able to endure reality when I end your reality"

you know what though that was an audio if it was text i would more likely word that concept like

youre a shit person n deserve to be hacked up to bits
i'd endure reality but that'd be a favour since you can't handle that shit

or something along those lines

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Originally Posted by Fresh

cause thats a double entendre and yours wasnt

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if you were to write it out like he means the second part would be "i aint been rhymin like common since"

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yeah.. i guess you're right

dope shit @Fresh thanks for your hard work here bro.

Dope work here sir nicely put together.